Friendly advice

If I ever tell you my daddy's going to straighten you out like a piece of wire, it would probably be a good idea to leave the state.

Dear E.A. Games:

The Sims3 is a delightful time wasting device. In fact, I'm pretty sure it sucked me into an alternate universe last night because before I realized it, it was waaaaaaaaaaaaay past my bedtime.

Thank you for the tired today...

Sincerely,
the girl who played with her dolls too long last night.

Liar

Dear Liar,

Telling me today, after feeding me a load of horse crap for months about your insurance, that my nieces hang out at your house does not make me like you more.

It makes me like you a whole less. Exposing the young to liars is not a good thing.

Sincerely,

The woman who had to keep a straight face for you b.s. today.

Dear Miss Lady

You cannot sue someone for not wanting your insurance back after you let it cancel for non pay. Especially after they did send you a bill and a cancel notice.

Girl at the liquor store

Dear Girl at the Liquor Store:

You did not have to pack those four bottles like they were going on a journey into the afterlife in those very thin paper bags.

Sincerely,

Girl who is going to use them to help start the fire pit.